Babies are Assholes

The hectic lifestyle, exorbitant expenses and unrealistic expectations make being a modern parent exhausting. I won’t even mention how babies are huge assholes—oh wait, maybe I just did. But come on, they’re demanding tyrants with deplorable communication skills.

Stop Being a Pussy

I’ve been feeling a bit numb all afternoon, trying to process the end of my furry friend’s existence. Death is so final. I’m reminded it will happen to me someday too and everyone I care about.

I'm No Poser

Instead of continuing the pity party I started yesterday, I woke up this morning with fresh perspective and decided to figure out a way to reinvigorate my exercise routine. I quickly realized this meant I had to do something I’ve been putting off for more than two years—take a class at Yoga Studio 43.

Blame Game

Being married to me can’t be easy. I spread myself too thin, I’m always running into people I know and pausing to chat, it’s a guess from one day to the next if I’ll be high or low and I have lofty, often pie-in-the-sky goals. Frequently, those goals are more challenging to meet than I anticipate and I fall flat on my face.